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3rd Grade Boys to Receive Tampons Thanks To Newsom

April 1, 2025
by The Times Of America

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You’d be forgiven for thinking this was satire. Tampons in third-grade boys’ bathrooms—yes, third grade—and we’re supposed to applaud it as progress. Welcome to California, where common sense goes to die and the state’s leadership celebrates gender confusion like it’s an Olympic sport.

And now, thanks to a “Menstrual Equity” crusade, even the boys’ restrooms are fully stocked with feminine hygiene products that, frankly, absolutely no biological male in elementary school will ever need. But hey, equity!

This isn’t just bizarre—it’s insulting. Insulting to taxpayers, insulting to parents, and insulting to girls who actually need these products and now get to share space with a politically correct PR stunt. California’s got crumbling infrastructure, rising crime, failing public schools, and a mass exodus of families who’ve had enough.

And the solution? Tampons for third-grade boys. Gavin Newsom and his woke entourage are out here handing out sanitary products like Halloween candy, patting themselves on the back for solving a problem that doesn’t exist, while pretending they’re breaking new ground in “inclusive policy.”

Let’s talk logistics for a second. In what universe does a third-grade boy—let alone a nonbinary third-grade boy—require menstrual products? This isn’t about “access.” It’s not even about compassion. It’s about a delusional worldview being forced on kids who should be learning how to write cursive and do long division, not figuring out whether they need a tampon because someone told them “gender” is just a vibe.

And of course, the justification for this madness comes with all the buzzwords. “Dignity.” “Equity.” “Supportive environment.” All this warm, fuzzy language that sounds nice until you realize it’s just a glossy cover for ideological overreach. This is not about helping kids—it’s about pushing an adult political agenda into children’s spaces. Full stop.

BREAKING: Education Secretary Linda McMahon has just formally WARNED California Governor Gavin Newsom to comply with federal law on prohibiting males in women’s sports and in other sex-separated spaces or else risk losing federal funding:

The kicker? This all started with a Girl Scout troop. Now, bless their hearts, they probably had good intentions. But when a handful of Girl Scouts and their 50-hour community service project can influence state law, it tells you everything you need to know about how unserious the California legislature is. And Majority Leader Eloise Gómez Reyes didn’t just run with it—she codified it. Into law. Third graders. Tampons. Boys’ rooms. Read it again.

And just to really drive the absurdity home, let’s not forget “Tampon Tim” Walz, who signed similar legislation in Minnesota. Because nothing says political relevance like inserting yourself—literally—into the menstrual business of middle school boys. This is where we are now. We’ve moved past “live and let live” and landed in a full-blown cultural circus where anatomy, biology, and reality itself are tossed out the window if they dare to contradict someone’s feelings.

California’s school system is imploding, test scores are plummeting, and the only thing getting upgraded are the tampon dispensers in the boys’ bathrooms. If the goal is to reduce barriers to learning, maybe start with the basics: safety, reading comprehension, actual math skills. Not rainbow-colored sanitary pads in the stalls next to 8-year-old boys who still think girls have cooties.

This isn’t education. It’s indoctrination. And no matter how many times Newsom and his ilk dress it up as “equity,” parents across the country are watching this and saying, enough.

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